One afternoon when the dog was not at home the headmaster went out into the yard, heard a scuffling noise in the kennel and smelled the faint aroma of tobacco.
Inside the kennel he espied one Chapfield and one McBride.
At assembly he was seen to shoot his cuffs and stiffen sinews. he got from the lectern an instrument of a certain length and then, with a sensorous voice he announced "Come forth yee Poodles and Pomeranians"